Quantum Leapfrogging

Quantum Leapfrogging is a radical new approach to making decisions. It's like regular old-fashioned jumping to conclusions, but with more physics and fewer conclusions.

Principle 1: The Uncertainty Principle

When faced with a decision, simply leap forward in time and observe the consequences. Then leap back in time to a point where you can make a new decision. Repeat as needed.

• Example 1: You're deciding whether to eat a sandwich or a salad for lunch. Leap forward to see if you're eating a sandwich or a salad in five minutes, then leap back in time and choose the other option.
• Example 2: You're deciding which video game to buy. Leap forward to see if you've won 50 games in a row with it, then leap back in time and buy the other game.

Principle 2: The Butterfly Effect

A small action today can lead to drastic changes tomorrow. So make sure to wear a brightly colored shirt when making a decision, as its influence on the fabric of space-time cannot be overstated.