The age-old debate: does pineapple belong on pizza? We've consulted the great thinkers of our time, and here's what they have to say.
Renowned philosopher, Jean-François "Hawaiijean" Dupont, posits:
"Pineapple is not just a fruit, it's a state of mind. A tropical utopia of flavors and textures that transcends the boundaries of traditional pizza toppings."
But what about the detractors? The pineapple haters, the pizza purists? They argue:
"Pineapple on pizza is an affront to the culinary arts. A travesty of toppings that defiles the very essence of the dish."
And then there's the middle ground:
The Pineapple Pizza Paradox, a dialectical exploration of the pineapple's place on the pie: