Decision 42: Breakfast Pizza

It's a beautiful morning, and you're faced with a decision that will change the course of human history. Or, at the very least, the course of your breakfast.

Option A: The Traditionalist

Go with the classic. Pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, and a dash of regret for not getting up any earlier to make a real breakfast.

Option B: The Adventurous

Take a risk. Try something new. Like, I don't know, pineapple and ham. The reviews are mixed, but the memories are always interesting.

Option C: The Apocalyptic

It's the end of the world as we know it, and you're still thinking about breakfast pizza? Go for it. Because, why not?

Option D: The Rational

Forget about taste and tradition. Think about the nutritional value. And, honestly, just eat oatmeal.