Deciding on Pizza Delivery: The Weighty, Life-Changing Decision

It's not just about food, it's about the experience. The delivery person, the box, the slice size, the sauce-to-cheese ratio. It's a delicate balance.

Do you go with the classic, the tried-and-true, the 'I'm-a-coward-and-can't-decide-on-anything' choice: Classic Delivery?

Or do you opt for the bold, the daring, the 'I've-got-this' choice: Artisanal Delivery?

Or perhaps you're a rebel, a nonconformist, a 'I-don't-care-about-the-establishment' choice: Stoner's Delight?

Or maybe, just maybe, you're feeling fancy, feeling like a king, feeling like a... Fancy Pants?