Decisions, Pizza, Other, the most prestigious of pizza topping combinations, is not actually a thing. But let's pretend it's a thing, and see what kind of existential crises we can induce.
It's a delicate balance of flavors, really, you see: the tangy crunch of the "Other" topping, which is actually just a euphemism for "we ran out of pepperoni," the creamy richness of the "Pineapple" topping, which is actually just a euphemism for "our supplier went out of business," and the savory zing of the "Decisions" topping, which is actually just a euphemism for "we're trying to be edgy."
But don't worry, folks! We're here to help you navigate the complex and ever-changing landscape of Decisions, Pizza, Other. Click on the links below to see more of our expertly crafted, completely-not-terrible pizza combinations: