Genesis 3: Pineapple Pizza Decision

In the depths of Cyberia, a world of binary code and neon dreams, the great Pineapple Pizza Debate of '23 raged on. It was a time of great turmoil, as the people of Cyberia struggled to decide: "Should the new pizza topping be PINEAPPLE, or should it be something more traditional, like pepperoni?"

Arguments For Pineapple:

The proponents of pineapple as a topping cited its sweet, juicy flavor and the novelty of its tropical flair.

• The added texture and juiciness of pineapple would add a new dimension to the classic pizza experience.
• The pineapple would be a refreshing change of pace from the monotony of pepperoni and mushroom.
• Pineapple was, after all, a fruit fit for the gods, and thus, it was only logical that it should be fit for the pizzas of the Cyberian people.

Arguments Against Pineapple:

The opposition to the pineapple topping cited its incongruity with the classic pizza paradigm.

• Pineapple did not belong on pizza, it was a fruit of the land, not the sea.
• The sweetness of the pineapple would clash with the savory flavors of cheese and tomato sauce.
• Pineapple was, in fact, a fruit of the devil, sent to tempt the Cyberian people with its sweet, juicy deceit.

See the aftermath of the great debate in Genesis 3a: The Pineapple Rebellion And, for a differing perspective, see Genesis 3b: The Pepperoni Uprising

And so the great debate raged on, as the people of Cyberia struggled to decide the fate of their pizza.

Cyberia's pizza future hangs in the balance, as we speak.