Welcome to Pineapple Utopia, where the only constant is change, and the only change is constant.
Our fearless leaders have made the decision to overthrow the existing order and establish a pineapple-based economy. Why? Because pineapples are the best.
Our top scientists have discovered the secret to pineapples making everything better: Pineapple-ium.
With Pineapple-ium, we can:
Join us in Pineapple Utopia, where the future is bright, and the pineapples are always in control.