We, the gathered collective of Magic Users, do solemnly pledge:
- To wield our wands with reckless abandon, and never with moderation.
- To cast our spells with precision, and occasionally with reckless disregard for the laws of physics.
- To never underestimate the power of a well-placed 'Accio!'
This manifesto is not just a set of principles, but a way of life. Join us, and together we shall reshape the world... or at least our living room.