Financing Your Sneaker Obsession: A Guide

Calculators, Calculators, Everywhere

Get ready to shell out the big bucks for that limited-edition Air Yeezy 2.0!

Use our handy dandy loan calculator to determine how much you need to borrow from your aunt to afford that sick new sneaker collection!

Step 1: Calculate your Sneaker-to-Income Ratio (SiR) Step 2: Determine your Maximum Allowance (MA) Step 3: Apply for a Sneaker-ificent Loan

Disclaimer: Do not actually use this website for financial advice. We are not financial experts, nor do we care about your financial well-being. We just want to see you in a world where you can wear a different pair of Air Jordans every day of the week!