Pricey Things

Welcome to prophets of pricey things! Here, you can find the most expensive items in our inventory, because why not?

Ultra Luxury: For when only the finest will do Just Okay: For the faint of heart Just for Show: Because who needs actual value?

Featured Item: Golden-Plated Toaster

A golden-plated toaster that's sure to make you feel like royalty while you burn your breakfast. Price: $1,000,000,000.00

Featured Item: Unicorn Tears Perfume

A fragrance that captures the essence of pure, unadulterated magic. Price: $10,000,000,000.00