The Extra-Ordinaire Decision Making Process

Where the art of decision making meets the absurdity of the human condition.

Step 1: Identify the Problem (Or Don't)

Conduct an exhaustive search for the source of the issue, but not too exhaustively, we're trying to save time here.

Step 2: Gather Information (Or Just Guess)

We've got 5 minutes to make a decision. Don't worry, we'll just Google it.

Step 3: Make Something Up (Or Just Go With Your Gut)

Voilà! A decision has been made. Pat yourself on the back, genius.

Step 4: Regret It (Or At Least Consider It)

Now that the decision has been made, let's take a moment to consider the consequences. Or just pretend to.

Step 5: Repeat Yourself (Or Just Move On)

We've got a new decision to make. Start again from the beginning. Or, you know, just go with your gut.

That's it. The Extra-Ordinaire Decision Making Process. Pat yourself on the back, genius.