As we embark on this perilous journey, it's essential to establish a baseline of unrealistic optimism. Our team has been known to overpromise and underdeliver, but today, we're going for broke!
Expectations will be set accordingly: we will deliver the moon, fix world hunger, and possibly even bring back the dinosaurs. If these goals seem achievable, it's because we're not trying hard enough.
Next step: Step 3: Unbridled Hubris