Choosing the right socks for your feet is a complex decision
We've all been there: staring at the endless racks of socks, wondering which ones will bring us joy, which ones will last, and which ones will make us feel like a functioning member of society.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have solutions to these problems!
Our expert sock-buying psychologists are here to guide you through the process, using cutting-edge techniques and ancient wisdom to help you make the right choice.
Or, you know, just pick a color and go with it. We won't judge.