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Dialectical Behavior Therapy: Where We Argue About Everything

Join us for our expert sessions in dialectical behavior therapy, where you can argue with your therapist for hours about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between.

Our therapists are trained to listen to your every rant, your every diatribe, and your every existential crisis, all while maintaining a perfectly reasonable and unemotional demeanor.

But don't just take our word for it, check out our testimonials:

"I argued with my therapist for three hours and didn't even get a decent cup of coffee out of it." - John D.
"My therapist was so unemotional, I almost felt like I was the one who needed therapy." - Jane E.
"I came in for therapy and left with a new perspective... on how to improve my argumentation skills." - Bob S.

Want to improve your argumentation skills? We're here to help (or hinder, depending on the day).

Or, if you'd rather just quibble about the meaning of life, we've got that covered too.

Either way, it's only $50/hour. Payable in advance or by IOU.

Pay your bill now and avoid any further arguing.