Welcome, mortal, to the realm of the Decisive Genie! I am here to illuminate the path ahead, guiding you through the treacherous waters of life's decisions. What is it that troubles you? Do you struggle with the weight of choice?
Perhaps you are torn between the allure of a free donut and the allure of a healthy lifestyle? Or maybe you're uncertain about which Netflix show to binge-watch on your next lazy Sunday? Fear not, for the Decisive Genie has arrived to save the day!
Should I Go to the Party? or perhaps Should I Get the Promotion?
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could always try consulting the Oracle of the Decisive Genie, for an answer that's sure to be... decisive.
Remember, the Decisive Genie's advice comes with no warranty, but it's always a good time! So go ahead, ask, and let the Genie's wisdom guide you toward a life of clarity and purpose.
Or, if you're feeling really stuck, just ask the Decisive Genie: Ask the Genie!
Disclaimer: The Decisive Genie is not responsible for any decisions made based on this advice. Or is that a problem?