Psychologists' Guide to Making Decisions (Don't Ask)

A Guide for the Inept

So, you want to make decisions, but you're clearly not a professional. That's okay, we won't judge you. Here's a simplified guide to help you through the process:

Step 1: Pretend you're a horse.
Step 2: Stomp your hooves.
Step 3: Make a loud braying noise.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you've made a decision.

And that's it! If you're still confused, just ask a professional. But let's be real, you're not really in a rush, are you?

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Or maybe you're interested in the Stomping Method?