CONTRACTOR'S DELIGHT
YOU'VE DECIDED TO BUY A FANCY NEW ROCK
CONGRATULATIONS!
PLEASE SIGN AND DATE THIS DOCUMENT IN THE PRESENCE OF A NOTARY PUBLIC
OR YOUR FELLOW INHUMANE OVERLORD.
THE PURCHASE AGREEMENT
THIS DOCUMENT SERVES AS PROOF OF YOUR INTENTIONS TO ACQUIRE
THE FOLLOWING ITEMS:
- 1 ROCK
- 1 ROCK-STAND
- 1 ROCK-GRAT
IN EXCHANGE FOR THE FOLLOWING PAYMENT
1.5 MILLION GALACTIC BUCKAROOS
DELIVERED TO THE BUYER'S ACCOUNT WITHIN 3 BUSINESS DAYS.
VIEW DELIVERY TERMS VIEW ROCK-GRAT WARRANTY