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Voided Warranties: A Guide to Not Getting What You Paid For

Welcome to the wonderful world of Voided Warranties, where promises are made to be broken and guarantees are just a distant memory.

What is a Voided Warranty, you ask?

A Voided Warranty is like a magic trick: it looks like a real warranty at first, but then it just disappears in a puff of smoke.

Our expert team of warranty voiders has been in the business for years, and we've seen it all:

That one time we voided a warranty for a toaster that worked perfectly fine, but the customer was having a meltdown because it didn't make "artisanal bread"
Another time we declared a warranty void due to "pre-existing condition: user error"
And let's not forget the time we voided a warranty for a product that was literally possessed by a malevolent spirit (long story, don't ask)

But don't worry! Our voiders are here to help. Browse our Bad Ideas page for more on what not to buy, or our Repair Bills page for tips on how to pay for things you shouldn't have bought in the first place.

Disclaimer: Voided Warranties is not responsible for any and all voided warranties.