Nap Techniques for the Quantum Consciousness

In a world where the fabric of time-space is constantly shifting, finding the perfect nap technique is crucial for survival.

Method 1: The Quantum Leap

This technique involves setting your alarm clock to 3:14 AM, exactly 14 seconds after the moment you woke up.

For optimal results, repeat the following mantra: "I am one with the universe, and my sleep schedule is the key to it."

Method 2: The Many-Worlds Interpretation

This method involves napping in parallel universes, where each iteration builds upon the previous one, creating an infinite loop of rest and rejuvenation.

Warning: May cause temporary loss of identity and reality distortion.