Quantum Choices: Submethod 1

Wherein lies the secret to making decisions with infinite possibilities?

Decisional Matrix

Related Submethods

• Submethod 2: Data-Driven
• Submethod 3: Emotional
• Submethod 4: Quantum Leap

Warning: Submethods 2, 3, and 4 are highly experimental and may cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to: existential dread, decisional paralysis, or spontaneous combustion.

Frequently Asked Questions

• Q: Will I still be able to eat pizza if I choose the spontaneous option?
• A: Probably.
• Q: Will I still be able to sleep in if I choose the data-driven option?
• A: Maybe.