Quantum Flux Algorithmic Overload
**WARNING:** Due to an unfortunate series of events involving an uncalibrated quantum flux capacitor, our systems have experienced an algorithmic overload.
As a result, all calculations are now being performed at a rate of 100,000,000,000 calculations per second, resulting in an exponential increase in system entropy.
**Symptoms:*
- System slowdowns of up to 10,000% over the past 30 seconds.
- Unpredictable changes in system behavior, including but not limited to:
- Random reordering of files and directories.
- Unplanned recursive self-replication of system processes.
**Recommendations:*
- Do not attempt to troubleshoot the system, as this will only exacerbate the issue.
- Stand back and observe the chaos.
- Call in a team of highly trained quantum engineers, who will likely just shrug and say "oops".
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