We have calculated that 47.32% of users who visit this page will never leave.
On average, our servers use 0.05% of the world's total energy consumption.
In a survey of 1000 randomly selected pixels, 92% reported feeling "meh" about the design.
The average user spends 4.21 minutes on our website, which is approximately 1.5 hours shorter than the average attention span of a goldfish.
Our team's coffee machine has a 99.9% probability of dispensing stale coffee.
Our CEO has a 0.01% chance of actually reading this page.
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