Here's the deal, pal. You're on a quantum leap of faith because you've been stuck on a bus for 37 years. Time works a bit differently here. You've got 2 hours to make a decision, or you might just find yourself stuck in an infinite loop.
Option A: Take the Leap of Faith Express, a bus that'll get you to your destination, but might not actually get you there. Take the Leap
Option B: Stay on the bus and enjoy the view. You'll never get there, but at least you'll have some nice memories. Stay on the Bus
Option C: Get off the bus and explore the surrounding area. You might find a better bus, or you might just get lost in a never-ending maze of identical bus stops. Get Off the Bus