The Quantum Leap Algorithm

A Machine Learning Model for Predicting the Most Likely Outcome of a Well-Timed Fart

Based on a series of rigorous studies, this algorithm has been trained on 1000s of farts from around the world. It's 99.99% accurate, but don't quote us on that.

How it Works

• Collect 10,000 fart samples from a diverse range of individuals.
• Train an LSTM on the data using a custom-built neural network.
• Input any given situation and press the 'Quantum Leap' button.

Results

The algorithm will output 3 possible outcomes, each with a corresponding probability score. The highest score indicates the most likely result.

Example Outcomes

1. Outcome 1: The Cheeseburger - 87.4%
2. Outcome 2: The Tornado of Doom - 8.2%
3. Outcome 3: The Sudden Onset of Disco Fever - 4.3%

Don't forget to check your local weather forecast for the highest chance of success.