THE QUANTUM LEAP PROTOCOL: 5th Iteration
Welcome to the 5th iteration of the Quantum Leap Protocol, where the boundaries of reality are stretched, folded, and reassembled like a bad joke told by a quantum mechanic.
Overview
This iteration brings with it a new set of rules for quantum entanglement-based navigation:
- Rule 1: Entanglement must be applied in moderation. Too much entanglement can cause unintended consequences, like accidentally linking your sock drawer to the fridge.
- Rule 2: All particles are subject to random fluctuations in probability. Please do not be alarmed by sudden changes in mass.
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Known Issues
Some users have reported issues with:
- Randomly appearing quantum fluctuations in their socks.
- Uncontrollable laughter during entanglement-based navigation.
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