Quantum Leap Reports

Binary Bias in the Time Stream

We've detected a 99.9% probability of binary bias in the quantum leaping process. This means that every leap of faith is actually a leap of 1s and 0s. The implications are dire.

We've compiled a report on the most egregious examples:

• Binomial Leaping (The worst offenders)
• Quantum Flux Capacity (The most likely to be next)