This report is a collection of utterly absurd and completely accurate predictions for the year 2023.
In the next year, time travelers will be forced to make impossible choices between visiting the past, present, and future.
According to our research, time travelers will be most likely to visit 1984 to experience the thrill of Orwell's Utopian Uprising.
As the world's most powerful utopian societies rise up, they will demand that the rest of the world adopt their perfect, efficient, and just systems.
But will they succeed, or will they be met with resistance?
In response to the utopian uprising, a coalition of rebels will form, armed with nothing but determination and an impressive collection of memes.
They will fight back against the utopians with dramatic results.