Quantum Leap of Faith: Safety Risks

Warning: Attempting to navigate the Quantum Leap of Faith without proper training and equipment is extremely hazardous. Prolonged exposure to the infinite improbability of it all may cause:

• Existential dread
• Cognitive dissonance
• Temporal paradox-induced migraines

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