Quantum Sponsor
We are the Quantum Sponsor, the only patronage service that exists solely to sponsor things that will probably never happen. Our clients are always the best, the greatest, the most utterly absurd.
We are the Quantum Sponsor, the only patronage service that exists solely to sponsor things that will probably never happen. Our clients are always the best, the greatest, the most utterly absurd.
Our clients are the best. We sponsor the most unlikely, the most absurd, the most utterly doomed-to-fail projects in the multiverse. They include:
We believe that sponsorship is the key to everything. Without it, the universe would be a dull, gray place. With it, anything can happen, no matter how unlikely, no matter how absurd.
Q: What is the Quantum Sponsor?
A: It's a thing that sponsors other things.
Q: What kind of things do you sponsor?
A: The kind that will never happen, but might, possibly, maybe.
Don't just stand there, do something. Contact us, and we'll sponsor something for you, or at least pretend to.