Decisions of the Quantum Tacos

The Quantum Tacos Council of Elders

As the governing body of all things taco, the Quantum Tacos Council of Elders has convened to discuss the weighty matters of the universe.

• Decision 1: All tacos shall be served with a side of existential dread.
• Decision 2: The speed of light shall be increased to accommodate for the tardiness of our patrons.
• Decision 3: All quantum fluctuations shall be harnessed to create an endless supply of guacamole.

Subcommittee meetings are being held on:

• Subcommittee 1: Taco-namics and Quantum Physics
• Subcommittee 2: The Ethics of Quantum Tacos and Free Will
• Subcommittee 3: Taco-Metric Systems and the Measurement of Flavor