In a world where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, the concept of quantum entanglement takes on a new meaning. Specifically, it's now entangled with a delicious, crimson condiment.
The implications are staggering. A single flip of a switch, and the flavor profile of your dish changes in a quantum leap. It's as if the tomato sauce has become sentient, manipulating your taste buds like a cosmic game of culinary Jenga.
But don't just take our word for it. The research is clear: 97% of all scientists who studied the phenomenon reported a significant increase in drool production and a decrease in culinary sanity.