The Quantum Decision Matrix

Welcome to the Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Decisions, where the choices are infinite, and the outcomes are infinite.

Here's the deal: you have three options, but which ones are they, exactly?

Option 1: Take the Quantum Leap into the unknown, where the odds of success are 50.00001%

Option 2: Fold the Probability Wave and see what's on the other side, where the odds are 49.99999%

Option 3: Screw it, just Flip a Coin like a responsible adult, where the odds are, well, 50%