Quantum Pineapple is a mysterious fruit that defies explanation. It's not a real fruit, but it's definitely real.

Yes, you can. But be warned: it will change the fabric of space-time, making you question reality itself.

Sorry, that's proprietary information. You'll just have to trust in the benevolence of the Pineapple Overlords.

No, your cat is too smart for Quantum Pineapple. It will try to eat it, then promptly forget it exists.