Queueing Theory: Because You Clearly Need More Waiting

In the immortal words of the great philosopher, John Doe: "A line is a queue, and a queue is a line, and if you're not in line, you're not living life, my friend!"

• More Waiting | Because Who Needs Less Waiting?
• Queueing Theory Applications | In Real-World Scenarios, Because That's a Thing
• Queueing Philosophy | Because You Clearly Need More Existential Crisis

Queueing Theory in Action

Imagine a world where the coffee shop has 5 lines. Which line will you choose? The one with the shortest wait, or the one with the most interesting conversation? That, my friend, is the essence of queueing theory.

Queueing Experiments