As humans, we're faced with an endless barrage of choices. Should I eat the cookie or the cake? Should I take the left exit or the right? The answer, of course, is always "neither." Because, let's be real, who needs that much freedom?
Our brains are wired to make decisions based on emotions, not logic. We crave the instant gratification of a cookie, but we're terrified of the consequences of eating the entire box. Or, you know, the entire cake.
So, we make decisions based on what feels good, not what's good. We choose the path of least resistance, even if it's the most destructive. And that, friends, is the true futility of human decision-making.
But, hey, at least we have our cake (and cookie) to eat.