Decided to have Ramen Noodles for dinner tonight, but then I realized I had no actual noodles, only the memories of noodles.

• When will I ever get to eat a real meatball sub?
• Do Ramen Noodles really contain actual ramen?
• Should I use Ramen as a diplomat's last resort?

Decision: Eat Ramen Noodles because adulting is hard, and Ramen Noodles are the answer.