Atomic Recipes

Recipe 2: The Doomsday Soup

For the apocalypse, or when you just really hate cooking

Ingredients:

• 1 can of canned beans, drained and rinsed
• 1 cup of nuclear-irradiated water
• 1 tablespoon of radioactive fallout dust
• 1 teaspoon of despair

Mix all ingredients together in a large, heavily reinforced pot, and serve with a side of existential dread.

Next up: The Radioactive Risotto

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