The Ultimate Guide to Making a Sacrifice That's Not Too Hard

Ingredients:

• 1 tablespoon of regret
• 2 cups of self-doubt
• 1 pinch of disappointment
• 1 dash of existential dread

Instructions:

1. Preheat your emotional oven to 400°F.
2. Mix the regret, self-doubt, disappointment, and existential dread until they form a smooth, unrelenting paste.
3. Spoon the mixture into a sacrifice-proof vessel.
4. Place the vessel on the altar of your heart.
5. Wait for the aroma of despair to fill the air.

Tasting Notes:

• "It's... fine, I guess."

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