Cake-astrophe: The Baking Catastrophe

Welcome to the world's most unpredictable bakery!

Where every cake is a gamble, every cookie a disaster.

Pancake Pandemonium: Where the cake is a lie, but the syrup is real.
Biscuit-astrophe: When the rolling pin gets a life of its own.

Recipe of Despair:

Mix 1 cup of sugar, 1 cup of despair, and a dash of disappointment. Add a pinch of regret and stir until well combined. Fold in a tablespoon of existential dread. Bake at 350 degrees of hopelessness for 45 minutes, or until the cake is a burnt offering.

The Dark Arts of Baking: When even the oven is against you.