Decisional Biscuit Concoction (with no Cheese in Sight)

A delicate balance of flavors, a pinch of wit, and a healthy dose of denial.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Biscuit Mix-Ins (a.k.a. "I'm-not-made-with-cheese" Biscuits)
• 1/2 cup Whipped Whimsy (a.k.a. Whipped cream)
• 1/4 cup Fancy Fudge (a.k.a. Chocolate Chips)

Instructions:

1. Mix and match your Biscuit Mix-Ins with Whipped Whimsy until you're satisfied with the ratio of whimsy to biscuit-ness.
2. Add a dash of Fancy Fudge for an extra layer of complexity.
3. Serve with a side of "I'm-not-made-with-cheese" validation.

Related Subpages:

• The Cheesy Truth
• Eggs-tra Biscuit