Flat Bread Frenemy

Where bread is the ultimate weapon.

Recipe

Ingredients:

1 cup flour
1/2 cup water
1/4 cup yeast
Salt

"The bread will not be silenced."

Decisions

Should you:

A) Use a stand mixer
B) Knead by hand
C) Add extra sugar

				// Bread Wars codebase
				// flat_bread_frenemy.js
				function flat_bread_frenemy_recipe() {
					return "1 cup flour 1/2 cup water 1/4 cup yeast";
				}

Warning: do not attempt to use this codebase for actual bread production. Results will be unpredictable.