In the year 3055, the world was on the brink of collapse due to a severe lack of artisanal, small-batch, organic, free-range bread. The only solution was a top-secret government operation known as...
...Breadstorm.
Our team of elite, highly-trained Breadstorm agents, armed with an arsenal of artisanal bread knives, infiltrated the enemy's headquarters, a heavily fortified bunker beneath the city's most popular artisanal bakery.
With precision and stealth, they planted a time bomb in the oven, set to go off at precisely 3:00 AM on a Tuesday. The explosion would be so massive, it would raze the bakery to the ground, but also destroy the world's supply of artisanal, small-batch, organic, free-range bread.
The plan was to rebuild the bakery, but with a new, improved, hyper-artisanal, nano-technological bread-making process. The new bread would be so divine, it would bring the world together in peace and harmony, with no more wars over crust or crumb.
But things didn't go as planned. The enemy, a shadowy organization known as...
...The Yeast of Eden, had infiltrated our ranks, and was secretly controlling the operation from the inside.
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