THE SOURED DOUGH LOAF OF DOOM

A Recipe of Unmitigated Disaster

Warning: This recipe will ruin your life, your relationships, and your kitchen.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of flour (preferably made from the tears of your enemies)
• 1/2 cup of water (distilled from the purest of mountain springs)
• 1 tsp of salt (harvested from the depths of a forgotten mine)
• 1 tsp of yeast (obtained from the secret laboratory of a mad scientist)
• A pinch of regret (optional, but highly recommended)

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a bowl, then stare into the abyss for 10 minutes.
2. Knead the dough until your arms ache and your hands bleed.
3. Place the dough in a warm, dark place and forget about it for a week.
4. When you're ready to eat, slice the loaf and serve with a side of despair.

See what happens after you serve the Sourdough Loaf of Doom

Experiment with different variations of the Sourdough Loaf of Doom

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Go for the Sourdough Loaf of Double-Down Destruction