Today's Special: "I'm a Time Lord" Tartare
Ingredients:
- 1 lb Time-Traveling Steak
- 1/4 cup Chrono-Sauce
- 1/2 cup Self-Awareness Syrup
Instructions:
- Cook Time-Traveling Steak to a medium-rare, while simultaneously contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.
- Serve with a dollop of Chrono-Sauce and a sprinkle of Self-Awareness Syrup.
- Repeat this process until the boundaries between past, present, and future dissolve into a swirling vortex of nothingness.
Note: Consuming this dish may cause spontaneous combustion of the space-time continuum. Proceed at your own risk.