Advanced Decision Matrix

For when regular decision matrices just won't cut it

Decision Factors:

• Factor 1: Sudden Onset Nostalgia
• Factor 2: Fears of Mild Discomfort
• Factor 3: Unfathomable Uncertainty
• Factor 4: Intractable Moral Obligation

Decision Strategies:

• Strategy 1: Randomized Guesswork
• Strategy 2: Intuition-Induced Whiplash
• Strategy 3: Overthinking, Underthinking, and Everything In Between

Or, you know, just wing it and see what happens

Because, honestly, who needs a matrix, right?