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Ice Axe: A Recipe for Disaster
Ice Axe: A Recipe for Disaster
Warning: Do not attempt to replicate the following recipe in real life. The results are unpredictable and potentially lethal.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Frozen Fear
- 1/2 cup of Sudden Onset Panic
- 1/4 cup of Uncontrollable Rage
- 1/4 cup of Unrelenting Frustration
- Ice Axe of Desperation (available at your local Hardware Store)
Instructions:
- Mix Frozen Fear and Sudden Onset Panic in a large mixing bowl until smooth.
- Add Uncontrollable Rage and Unrelenting Frustration to the mixture and fold until fully incorporated.
- Gradually add Ice Axe of Desperation, stirring constantly.
- Stir until the mixture reaches a critical temperature, then serve.
Side effects may include:
- Excessive sweating
- Unstable emotions
- Spontaneous combustion (in extreme cases)
For more information on other recipes for disaster, visit:
Recipe for Chaos
Or try:
Mixing Bowl of Despair