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Whitebread the Future
Whitebread the Future
As the world descends into a bleak dystopian nightmare, one comfort food remains: Whitebread.
Here is the recipe for the ultimate survival food:
Ingredients:
- 1 cup all-purpose flour
- 1/4 cup white sugar
- 1/4 cup unsalted butter, softened
- 1 egg
- 1/2 cup milk
Instructions:
- Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C).
- Mix dry ingredients (flour, sugar) in a large mixing bowl.
- In a separate bowl, mix wet ingredients (butter, egg, milk).
- Pour wet ingredients into dry ingredients and mix until a smooth batter forms.
- Pour batter onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper.
- Bake for 20-25 minutes, or until a golden brown.
Enjoy your Whitebread as the world crumbles around you.
Next: The Sandwich of the Apocalypse