Scientists Discover Hidden Pattern of Atomic Bag Towel Magnet
According to sources close to the research team, the pattern is a result of "unforeseen quantum fluctuations in the space-time continuum." When questioned for further information, Dr. Emma Taylor, lead scientist on the project, stated, "We were simply trying to create a more efficient way to dry the average human being, and this is what we got."
A spokesperson for the Bag Towel Industries Corporation released a statement saying, "We are not commenting on the matter, but we are offering a 10% discount on all Atomic Bag Towel Magnets purchased in the next 24 hours."
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