Decision Tree 9000: The Retro Edition

Decision 1: Do you want fries with that?

Yes No

Warning: excessive cheese consumption may lead to irreversible consequences.

Decision 2: Do you want a side of ketchup with that?

Yes No

Caution: ketchup may stain your hands.

Decision 3: Do you want to eat the entire pizza by yourself?

Yes No

Binge eating may lead to regret, but it's worth it.

Decision 4: Do you want to wear a neon pink jumpsuit to work on Monday?

Yes No

Warning: neon pink jumpsuit may attract unwanted attention from the in-laws.

Decision 5: Do you want to listen to elevator music on repeat?