It's been 5 years since I last interacted with another human. I'm not counting my cat, she's not a human.
In a world where everyone's always connected, I've chosen to disconnect. No social media, no email, no phone. Just me, my cat, and the occasional pizza delivery.
People say I'm antisocial, but I say I'm just selective. I've got better things to do than engage in small talk with strangers.
Like what, you ask? Like enjoying the quiet. Like savoring the flavor of a well-baked pizza crust. Like appreciating the beauty of a well-placed pixelated 8-bit graphic.
I'm not a hermit, I'm a visionary. A trailblazer. A pioneer in the field of doing nothing.
Want to learn more about my revolutionary approach to solitude?